From the Now I’ve Seen Everything files…
Okay….So I bought a fresh pack of - um - feminine products, if you know what I mean. 
The kind with wings, dontcha know. I unwrap one, and I look down to see that the kindly makers of the product have now put a message on the inner sticker - you know, the one that holds the wings secure until you’re ready to use them? What does it say?
“Have a Happy Period!”
I wish I were kidding. But I’m not. Whoever came up with that one has serious, serious issues. 
CREEPYWEIRD!!!
Comment by Leann — December 9, 2006 @ 10:32 pm
Not that I don’t agree that it’s weird — but, for everyone’s knowledge, that’s the new slogan for the Always brand. It’s plastered all over the public transportation where I live… awesome.
Comment by anne — December 9, 2006 @ 11:32 pm
Bizarre!
Comment by Debs — December 10, 2006 @ 8:40 am
Yeah, I second the weirdness.
Comment by Anita — December 10, 2006 @ 9:09 am
Probably a guy who came up with that slogan! LOL
Comment by Tammy — December 10, 2006 @ 1:13 pm
ROFLOL!!!! That’s hilarious!!!
Comment by Kimberly — December 10, 2006 @ 6:41 pm
Yeah, and I’m getting sick of seeing that slogan - as I am suffering from the bizarrest period of all time (started officially the Sat. before Thanksgiving, went 10 days, stopped for 4 days, started up again, and is finally stopping again - and I’m sick of that slogan!
Comment by Tracy — December 11, 2006 @ 6:32 pm
Yes, it says it on the package too. Makes you want to just smack them doesn’t it. Are they passing out midol with it? No - so what is supposed to make us happy about unwrapping their little “gift”? If some people weren’t allergic to dyes, I bet they’d come in all sorts of colors too.
Did a man come up with this slogan…doubtful, a man couldn’t get away with that lol. Must be some lucky woman whose period is not even a flicker on her hormonal radar. Mine isn’t a flicker, it’s a big ol’ beacon complete with siren!
Ok, can you tell I am totally PMSing? I am, the big nasty is due any day and I’m just moody out the wazooooooo!
Comment by Blair — December 11, 2006 @ 10:14 pm
You know what they should do? When you open one, it should have a little sealed note that says, “give this to your husband” on the outside. Inside the note would be a list of wonderful ways HE could help you have a “happier period” - HA! Flowers…Jewelry…Back rub…pedicure…Kid-free time…..yes, this would work.
Comment by Blair — December 11, 2006 @ 10:17 pm