Here’s another one…
Bob decided to stop off at Fredericks of Hollywood and buy his wife a new negligee. He was shown three options, each more sheer and expensive than the last. He chose the most sheer for a staggering five hundred dollars. He brought it home,and handed the box to his wife Brenda, saying “Hey Babe. Why don’t you go upstairs and try it on…”
Brenda took the box upstairs. She opened it to find the ridiculously sheer negligee, with the price still attached. She thought, “Well for goodness sake, this thing is so sheer I might as well have on nothing! I’ll just model it n*ked, he’ll never know the difference, and I can return it and get the $500″ So she put it back in the box and hid it under the bed. Then she strolled out to the landing and posed for her husband.
Bob looked up and said, “Man! For five hundred bucks you woulda thought they would iron it!”
He never heard the shot. Funeral services are pending.
ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by Leann — November 9, 2006 @ 9:13 am
What can I say?!! Too funny!!
Comment by Tami — November 9, 2006 @ 9:20 am